Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
  Johnny's in America
  No tricks at the wheel
  Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
  Nobody needs anyone
  They don't even just pretend
  Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
  Johnny's in America
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  I'm afraid of Americans
  I'm afraid of the world
  I'm afraid I can't help it
  I'm afraid I can't
  I'm afraid of Americans
  Johnny's in America
  Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
    Johnny wants a plane
  Johnny wants to suck on a Coke
  Johnny wants a woman
  Johnny wants to think of a joke
  Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
  Johnny's in America
  Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
    [CHORUS]
  I'm afraid of Americans
  Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
    Johnny's in America
  Johnny looks up at the stars
  Johnny combs his hair
  And Johnny wants pussy in cars
  Johnny's in America, uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
  I'm afraid of Americans
    Dummy's an American
  Dummy's an American
    [CHORUS]
  Yeah, I'm afraid of Americans
  I'm afraid of the words
  I'm afraid I can't help it
  I'm afraid I can't
  I'm afraid of Americans
    Johnny's an American
  Johnny's an American
  Johnny's an American, uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh