Look out of your windows, watch the skies
   Read all the instructions with bright blue eyes
   Were W.A.S.P.s, proud American sons
   We know how to clean our teeth and how to strip down a gun
   We're the 51st state of America
  
   Our star-spangled Union Jack flutters so proud
   Over the dancing heads of the merry patriotic crowd
   Tip your hat to the Yankee conqueror
   We've got no reds under the bed with guns under our pillows
   We're the 51st state of America
  
   Here in the land of opportunity
   Watch US revel in our liberty
   You can say what you like
   But it doesn't change anything
   'Cos the corridors of power
   Are an ocean away
   We're the 51st state of America